Sickness makes me grumpy and educational

Caught a damn cold, just like that dude on Metal Gear Solid.
The first one. The best one, before you had to worry about changing clothes every five steps and all that shit. Ugh. What a stupid game MGS III was. Everyone loves it so damn much. I don’t know why.

Same with Resident Evil 4. Why the hell can’t you move and knife at the same time? Or some, knife-and-lunge move. Once I have the knife out I’m rooted to the ground until the zombie is on top of me. I just wanna stab him, damn it! I’m sure the game is all well and good but that is a stumbling block that I literally cannot get over.

Want to know what else annoys me? The misuse of the word ‘literally’. Don’t say ‘literally’ to mean ‘extremely’. Literally means literally. “Oh and I was so embarrassed I literally DIED.”

No. You didn’t die. Literally isn’t some arbitrary sentence strengthener. So stop it.

And “electrocuted”! NOBODY USES THAT PROPERLY. EVEN ON THE NEWS.
Electrocuted is a portmanteau of “electrified” and “executed”. It means, “killed by electricity”.

KILLED. By electricity. IF YOU ARE NOT LITERALLY DEAD, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ELECTROCUTED. You have merely received an electric shock. Electrocution = death, no arguing.